The way to a man's heart is always through food, those fat asses

You want to keep your man in check you better learn how to fucking cook, straight up. Below is one of my all time favorite clips in talk show history.

THIS is who i want to be when i grow up

I've never known what I wanted to be when I grow up. However, I do know that I want to be a power bitch just like Kelly Cutrone. She'll straight up tell you to your face that you're stupid and make you get out of her space because you're draining her positive energy. She has an amazing work ethic, great taste in Italian men, and is an overall successful business woman. Plus, anyone who titles a book "If you have to cry, go outside" has got to be pure genius.

disco wasn't dead in my world

I may have been born after the death of disco but I've always liked that kind of music. Today, I came across this on a friend's facebook page and a flood of childhood memories resurfaced.

We had the Mickey Mouse Disco record in our house and I remember playing the shit out of it when I was younger. "Macho Duck" and "Welcome to Rio" are among my personal favs. Those were my jams. Maybe that's why I'm so fabulous?

i get what i want, when i want it

I've always had a love for papasan chairs. My friend growing up had on at her house and I always liked sitting in it even if I struggled getting out. I decided that I needed to have one so I went to craigslist, found one for $20 and am making arrangements to pick it up tomorrow.

while i'm feeling artsy

I'm not going to toot my own horn but I took this awesome picture of the sunset outside my house a month ago.
There's also this rave song that I'm reminded of back from my dabble into raving back in the late 90's/2000 era. The lyric goes "how fucking wonderful it is to watch a big ball of fire melt into the ocean" and it gets all ecstasy ridden and wonderful

only the most fabulous things are banned

Don't ask how I found this but I did. I had a little help from my friend if you know what I mean. Anywho, I was looking for banned art and this gem came out of the dirt. Andres Serrano took this photograph in 1987 of christ on a cross submerged in a cup of his own piss and called it Piss Christ. FUCKING BRILLIANCE. Of course those lacking artistic appreciation decided to hate on it and ban that shit. Whatever. Here's the golden wonder in all it's glory