A taste of Europe

If you know me in real life, then you know I'm a complete Europhile. If you know me and didn't know this, SHAME ON YOU. I love Europe, I love Euro trash music, I love Europeans of all sorts. Back in my college days (long time ago) one of my homies stumbled upon one of the most fantastic yet slightly creepy European based websites. We all know Europeans rock the Speedo but there is just one European man that takes it to a whole new level. I present to you all, Mr. String Emil

He poses in thong mankinis wherever he can, takes pics and posts them to his site. Most of the time he appears to have a raging boner or what I like to refer to as the Wundercock.

I made the images small just in case your boss walked in while you were reading my blog instead of doing your work. The site is worth checking out because there are videos. It's in German but you really don't need a translator to get this one.

This day in history...

On this day, let us remember all the indigenous american's lives we raped, pillaged, and massacred so that we can all feed our fat asses today. Enjoy the turkey...and if you're like me who does not eat dead animals, enjoy telling your relatives how awful they are while you consume tofurkey.

i love this song and bowie, a lot

The kitchen smells like burnt oil

Life lesson #234233 learned by my roommate this evening. Don't ever fry a grilled cheese. Bless him.

She might be the only woman I love

Semi-shitty quality but an amazing performance nonetheless. She blows my mind. I'll be seeing her live in a month. Can't fucking wait.

One week and two days

I'm not counting down or anything...of course I am! What idiot finally got the clue and created this amazing show? You are amazing. A few months back my roommate and I were stoked to see some show about Jersey on E! and it was only on that one time and we never could find info on it again. It was like some cruel joke. But now, MTV, you've really done it. You've created a show about the Jersey shore therefore giving me a reason to watch more MTV. Sick sick bastards.

The Cupid Shuffle and other southern wonders

So I was watching my Super Sweet 16 (don't judge me) and the girl was from Little Rock, Arkansas-the good ole south. She had some local music group perform a song called the "Jump Rope" which had an awesome dance to go along with it. Everyone seemed to know these dudes and the dance to their song. It reminded me of the time I was in Memphis TN on Beale Street in some fabulous bar. All of a sudden the live performers started to sing this song that everyone knew except me and my British friend. Everyone came to the front and just started dancing along in some sort of cooridinated line dance. I had to take a video of it (see below) because I was so intrigued by it all. Once I came home I found out that it's the "Cupid Shuffle" and it's fucking awesome. They also started dancing to this song on the episode of my Sweet 16. I'm guessing this style of music with dances to go along with them is a totally southern thing. I love it and I just want to go to the south even more. One word: Crunk.

The Food Network

I love watching Food Network shows. Half the time it's food I don't even eat (meat) but I still love watching it because the food looks fucking amazing. If you're a broke stoner like me, it's torturous to watch because you just want delicious fucking food and the most gourmet meal you can swing is ramen with Tapatio- if that. Ugh so hungry! Anywho, here's a clip of one of the best segments in Sandra Lee history. She's no joke.

I didn't know about living until I saw you

Every now and then you come across another gem in the world of YouTube. If you're not up at 3am watching these videos portraying beauty and elegance then I guess you're not a stoner like the rest of us. Anywho, you still should watch my new favorite YouTube superstar Qaadir.