New Years Resolution #1

I need to find a man. A straight one. Last year my new year's kiss was a gay boy and I've had nothing but a glittery gay year of sorts. While I love me some gays, they don't put out and I need peen. I resolve to kiss more straight boys and get more ass. Happy New Year fabulous bitches.

while i'm on the topic of toys

How many of you had this toy as a kid and did NOT turn out gay? I KID I KID. I love gays, I live with one. I never liked this toy. It kind of terrified me, especially the commercial which is forever ingrained in my brain.

ode to the toys of my youth

Because I'm high and I miss being able to spend my days playing with toys, I just went on a time warp to the 80s. Here are a few of my favorites out of the 80s that I always wanted and never got.

OMG

Just because you have half a body does not make you less fabulous AT ALL..proof:


work it out son..FABULOUS

An Ode to Bamboo Earrings

I've always been fascinated by bamboo earrings but never thought I was hood or chola enough to rock them. FALSE. It's all about having the right attitude to fiercely wear them out. I finally got myself and my dearest friend a pair this year. We can and do rock the bamboo earrings popularized by hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mamas across the world. Not only can you find them in the OG hoops but they come in various shapes and you can even get them personalized. For Christmas, you can get me a personalized pair that says "super chic".

The evolution of the bamboo earrings
You go girl!

When I grow up I want to be

"Oh honey somebody got some flowers...or as i like to call them "poor people's jewelery"

"Martini, honey, and don't waste any space with those olives!"

gingers

apparently red headed people find this offensive. stop. just embrace it, make money off of it and LAUGH because it's fucking funny. if i could get my hands on these cards i'd throw some glitter on them and mail them off. full story here

What happens when American Idol rejects you

Just because America doesn't think your fabulous doesn't mean you can't persevere with your dreams of becoming a musical superstar

People that are NOT fabulous

There are many reasons why I don't like "organized" religion. I'm not sure what kind of fucked up "organized" church this shit is but these people are drinking some tainted jesus juice.


Moral of the story, don't joint a religious cult.

Well DUH

I've been having my own personal marathon of these fabulous ladies. If you don't like this show then you're obviously not fabulous or you just don't get Brit humour.

Elegance of Youtube

Consider this the visual follow up to my first blog post.

This why the Japanese are so fabulous

Katamari Damacy, a game where you roll around a ball picking up shit like rice bowls and people in order to help the drunk ass King reconfigure the sky. It's totally the game you would want to play while high as a kite. I keep losing bids on e-bay to get a PS2 so someone send me a PS2 stat.

Dear Santa

I know I'm about ten years late on this one but I'm high and I can't stop laughing so shut up.


and then I found this one...loves it