because this is what I think is fabulous

reason to watch the world cup

2010-06-15T01:20:00.000-07:00

this is just one of many....i'm just sayin'

An addendum to the Valentino post

2010-06-03T21:19:00.000-07:00

While you're out renting Valentino, you need to pick up The September Issue and delve into the world of the chic-est woman in fashion, Anna Wintour. It will blow your mind. If fashion = fabulous and fashion = Anna Wintour then obviously Anna Wintour = Fabulous. Enough said.

Cannibals

2010-06-03T21:10:00.000-07:00

My drive home became much more tolerable when this gem came on the radio...and it also made me want to dance...80's music + one hit wonder = fabulous

WINE

2010-05-29T01:36:00.000-07:00

wine. vino. vin. wein.

Whatever you call it and whatever color you prefer, it's fabulous...

A chic experience

2010-05-29T01:25:00.000-07:00

You haven't experienced true chic-ness until you watch the documentary Valentino: the Last Emperor. This documentary captures Valentino's last moments as one of the last standing Emperor's of high fashion. He knows he's the shit, he knows he's close to retiring, and this documentary captures it all...Italians + gays + fashion/haute couture = brilliance. If you have Netflix, you can watch it instantly online. If you don't, you suck and you're missing pure fabulosity.

End of an era

2010-05-27T12:56:00.000-07:00

For those of you that are in the know, Lost is over. I am/was a huge Lost fan so now I have a void to fill every Tuesday night. I don't even want to get into it so I'd rather just leave a wonderful piece of art done by Marilyn Manson, a Lostie, of John Locke. It's brilliant. Thank you Manson, thank you Lost. If you haven't seen Manson's art, check it out...it's fabulous

Confessions of a shoe whore

2010-05-20T15:36:00.001-07:00

It's a little known fact that I'm a shoe and bag freak. I've tried to curb the addiction in recent years but every so often I just see a shoe or bag and I have to have it. I also secretly love wearing heels but have no reason to wear them in my daily life. Below are some heels I couldn't pass up and so far I've managed to wear them and stumble around drunk, fabulous, and flawlessly (sort of) in two different states. Tomorrow I'll add to my collection a pair of red platform pumps towering in at nearly 5inches high. Chic.

A blanket you can wear?

2010-05-20T15:22:00.001-07:00

I live on the coast so I'm always freezing with this fucking coastal wind and drafty WWII era windows. A lot of people think I'm joking when I say I want one, but I'm serious. I asked for one for Christmas and Santa snubbed me. It's still on my wish list in case anyone is feeling generous. Until then, I shall continue to freeze and plot Santa's demise.

My Pilot Show to TV World

2010-05-04T11:55:00.000-07:00

This was meant to be a post ages ago but I forgot about it until I found these fabulous pics on my desktop. Famed celeb crazy, Mike Tyson was getting some show about him and his pigeons. IDEA-why not throw more crazy to the fire and have a total bird/rehab mash up and throw Ms. Fleiss into the mix with her parrots!
Dr. Drew can even be on it dressed as the resident Owl (to keep with the bird theme) who offers wise advice. Animal Planet, you are sitting on reality TV gold, run with it $$$$$

Technoviking?

2010-05-04T11:46:00.000-07:00

One of the best examples of laying a track over a pre-existing video. Fabu!

I want I want

2010-04-24T23:29:00.000-07:00

I'm in dire need of a new scent and this one is what I'm leaning toward..now only if I can find a fabulous person to buy it for me!

Happy Birthday Gaultier

2010-04-24T23:21:00.001-07:00

In true fabulous form, it is necessary to wish Jean Paul Gaultier a happy birthday

Not fabulous is...

2010-04-24T23:01:00.001-07:00

not updating my fabulous blog in 2 months...SHAME...being busy sucks..must spend more time being fabulous

The way to a man's heart is always through food, those fat asses

2010-02-24T12:16:00.000-08:00

You want to keep your man in check you better learn how to fucking cook, straight up. Below is one of my all time favorite clips in talk show history.

THIS is who i want to be when i grow up

2010-02-23T12:46:00.000-08:00

I've never known what I wanted to be when I grow up. However, I do know that I want to be a power bitch just like Kelly Cutrone. She'll straight up tell you to your face that you're stupid and make you get out of her space because you're draining her positive energy. She has an amazing work ethic, great taste in Italian men, and is an overall successful business woman. Plus, anyone who titles a book "If you have to cry, go outside" has got to be pure genius.

disco wasn't dead in my world

2010-02-23T12:18:00.001-08:00

I may have been born after the death of disco but I've always liked that kind of music. Today, I came across this on a friend's facebook page and a flood of childhood memories resurfaced.

We had the Mickey Mouse Disco record in our house and I remember playing the shit out of it when I was younger. "Macho Duck" and "Welcome to Rio" are among my personal favs. Those were my jams. Maybe that's why I'm so fabulous?

i get what i want, when i want it

2010-02-05T00:50:00.000-08:00

I've always had a love for papasan chairs. My friend growing up had on at her house and I always liked sitting in it even if I struggled getting out. I decided that I needed to have one so I went to craigslist, found one for $20 and am making arrangements to pick it up tomorrow.

while i'm feeling artsy

2010-02-04T21:01:00.000-08:00

I'm not going to toot my own horn but I took this awesome picture of the sunset outside my house a month ago.
There's also this rave song that I'm reminded of back from my dabble into raving back in the late 90's/2000 era. The lyric goes "how fucking wonderful it is to watch a big ball of fire melt into the ocean" and it gets all ecstasy ridden and wonderful

only the most fabulous things are banned

2010-02-04T20:40:00.000-08:00

Don't ask how I found this but I did. I had a little help from my friend if you know what I mean. Anywho, I was looking for banned art and this gem came out of the dirt. Andres Serrano took this photograph in 1987 of christ on a cross submerged in a cup of his own piss and called it Piss Christ. FUCKING BRILLIANCE. Of course those lacking artistic appreciation decided to hate on it and ban that shit. Whatever. Here's the golden wonder in all it's glory

A little known fact

2010-01-30T22:53:00.000-08:00

I like metal, rock, whatever you call awesome music. Anywho, I have fond memories of dressing up all weird as a child and walking into my brother's room (circa 1988) to headbang to Slayer or Metallica. And so, here's my ode to headbanging with some ridiculous fucking headbanging videos I stumbled across on youtube. Epic.

Fabulous, Absolutely

2010-01-25T00:32:00.000-08:00

I hate the 90s

2010-01-25T00:14:00.000-08:00

90s hip hop dancing was out of control. Exhibit A:

Just shut up and dance

2010-01-25T00:09:00.000-08:00

New Years Resolution #1

2009-12-30T01:15:00.000-08:00

I need to find a man. A straight one. Last year my new year's kiss was a gay boy and I've had nothing but a glittery gay year of sorts. While I love me some gays, they don't put out and I need peen. I resolve to kiss more straight boys and get more ass. Happy New Year fabulous bitches.

while i'm on the topic of toys

2009-12-28T23:17:00.000-08:00

How many of you had this toy as a kid and did NOT turn out gay? I KID I KID. I love gays, I live with one. I never liked this toy. It kind of terrified me, especially the commercial which is forever ingrained in my brain.

ode to the toys of my youth

2009-12-28T15:19:00.000-08:00

Because I'm high and I miss being able to spend my days playing with toys, I just went on a time warp to the 80s. Here are a few of my favorites out of the 80s that I always wanted and never got.

OMG

2009-12-19T02:05:00.001-08:00

Just because you have half a body does not make you less fabulous AT ALL..proof:

work it out son..FABULOUS

An Ode to Bamboo Earrings

2009-12-16T14:19:00.001-08:00

I've always been fascinated by bamboo earrings but never thought I was hood or chola enough to rock them. FALSE. It's all about having the right attitude to fiercely wear them out. I finally got myself and my dearest friend a pair this year. We can and do rock the bamboo earrings popularized by hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mamas across the world. Not only can you find them in the OG hoops but they come in various shapes and you can even get them personalized. For Christmas, you can get me a personalized pair that says "super chic".

The evolution of the bamboo earrings
You go girl!

When I grow up I want to be

2009-12-16T12:21:00.000-08:00

"Oh honey somebody got some flowers...or as i like to call them "poor people's jewelery"

"Martini, honey, and don't waste any space with those olives!"

gingers

2009-12-16T12:01:00.001-08:00

apparently red headed people find this offensive. stop. just embrace it, make money off of it and LAUGH because it's fucking funny. if i could get my hands on these cards i'd throw some glitter on them and mail them off. full story here

What happens when American Idol rejects you

2009-12-14T23:10:00.001-08:00

Just because America doesn't think your fabulous doesn't mean you can't persevere with your dreams of becoming a musical superstar

People that are NOT fabulous

2009-12-14T13:56:00.000-08:00

There are many reasons why I don't like "organized" religion. I'm not sure what kind of fucked up "organized" church this shit is but these people are drinking some tainted jesus juice.

Moral of the story, don't joint a religious cult.

Well DUH

2009-12-09T01:37:00.000-08:00

I've been having my own personal marathon of these fabulous ladies. If you don't like this show then you're obviously not fabulous or you just don't get Brit humour.

Elegance of Youtube

2009-12-04T01:24:00.000-08:00

Consider this the visual follow up to my first blog post.

This why the Japanese are so fabulous

2009-12-04T00:47:00.000-08:00

Katamari Damacy, a game where you roll around a ball picking up shit like rice bowls and people in order to help the drunk ass King reconfigure the sky. It's totally the game you would want to play while high as a kite. I keep losing bids on e-bay to get a PS2 so someone send me a PS2 stat.

Dear Santa

2009-12-01T00:16:00.000-08:00

I know I'm about ten years late on this one but I'm high and I can't stop laughing so shut up.

and then I found this one...loves it

A taste of Europe

2009-11-28T23:21:00.001-08:00

If you know me in real life, then you know I'm a complete Europhile. If you know me and didn't know this, SHAME ON YOU. I love Europe, I love Euro trash music, I love Europeans of all sorts. Back in my college days (long time ago) one of my homies stumbled upon one of the most fantastic yet slightly creepy European based websites. We all know Europeans rock the Speedo but there is just one European man that takes it to a whole new level. I present to you all, Mr. String Emil

He poses in thong mankinis wherever he can, takes pics and posts them to his site. Most of the time he appears to have a raging boner or what I like to refer to as the Wundercock.

I made the images small just in case your boss walked in while you were reading my blog instead of doing your work. The site is worth checking out because there are videos. It's in German but you really don't need a translator to get this one.

This day in history...

2009-11-26T14:12:00.000-08:00

On this day, let us remember all the indigenous american's lives we raped, pillaged, and massacred so that we can all feed our fat asses today. Enjoy the turkey...and if you're like me who does not eat dead animals, enjoy telling your relatives how awful they are while you consume tofurkey.

i love this song and bowie, a lot

2009-11-26T03:21:00.000-08:00

The kitchen smells like burnt oil

2009-11-24T01:01:00.001-08:00

Life lesson #234233 learned by my roommate this evening. Don't ever fry a grilled cheese. Bless him.

She might be the only woman I love

2009-11-24T00:51:00.000-08:00

Semi-shitty quality but an amazing performance nonetheless. She blows my mind. I'll be seeing her live in a month. Can't fucking wait.

One week and two days

2009-11-24T00:40:00.000-08:00

I'm not counting down or anything...of course I am! What idiot finally got the clue and created this amazing show? You are amazing. A few months back my roommate and I were stoked to see some show about Jersey on E! and it was only on that one time and we never could find info on it again. It was like some cruel joke. But now, MTV, you've really done it. You've created a show about the Jersey shore therefore giving me a reason to watch more MTV. Sick sick bastards.

The Cupid Shuffle and other southern wonders

2009-11-10T17:27:00.000-08:00

So I was watching my Super Sweet 16 (don't judge me) and the girl was from Little Rock, Arkansas-the good ole south. She had some local music group perform a song called the "Jump Rope" which had an awesome dance to go along with it. Everyone seemed to know these dudes and the dance to their song. It reminded me of the time I was in Memphis TN on Beale Street in some fabulous bar. All of a sudden the live performers started to sing this song that everyone knew except me and my British friend. Everyone came to the front and just started dancing along in some sort of cooridinated line dance. I had to take a video of it (see below) because I was so intrigued by it all. Once I came home I found out that it's the "Cupid Shuffle" and it's fucking awesome. They also started dancing to this song on the episode of my Sweet 16. I'm guessing this style of music with dances to go along with them is a totally southern thing. I love it and I just want to go to the south even more. One word: Crunk.

The Food Network

2009-11-06T21:03:00.000-08:00

I love watching Food Network shows. Half the time it's food I don't even eat (meat) but I still love watching it because the food looks fucking amazing. If you're a broke stoner like me, it's torturous to watch because you just want delicious fucking food and the most gourmet meal you can swing is ramen with Tapatio- if that. Ugh so hungry! Anywho, here's a clip of one of the best segments in Sandra Lee history. She's no joke.

I didn't know about living until I saw you

2009-11-05T02:59:00.000-08:00

Every now and then you come across another gem in the world of YouTube. If you're not up at 3am watching these videos portraying beauty and elegance then I guess you're not a stoner like the rest of us. Anywho, you still should watch my new favorite YouTube superstar Qaadir.